Typical.

First of all, I would never do that. I'm your friend!

Second of all, my best friend in real sometimes uses it.

Thirdly,  I DON'T TYPE IN SLANG, I NEVER TYPE IN SLANG.

And fourthly, It's not even close to my birthday! My birthday's in four fucking months.
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APPARENTLY I SAID THIS:

[*Brief note: I logged off after I said 'It was my friend'. BUT SHE FUCKING DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.]

    So my friend decided to say F OFF, I don't know why and I was offline so I didn't know ANYTHING. When I was online I saw this:

Now all of her supporters are gonna be hating on me. 

My day just got even better...